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I'm so screwed. Male: 20. My mother caught me wearing womens clothes last week. Bad. HER clothes. Real bad. An expensive cocktail dress and $200 high heels. Very bad. HER makeup. Worse. I was tied up gagged[self bondage] when she caught me. Even worse. I wasnt wearing underwear, and I had an erection. FUCKED. She cant even look at me straight. I'm shamed and I feel perverted, but all I can think about is wearing her clothes the next chance I get. OMG I NEED to dress up but the risk if I get nailed again......SHIT!
Last Saturday I was drunk and alone and decided to watch porn. I was on the couch and I was masturbating with Vaseline. I guess I was too drunk, because I passed out while jerking off. Later that night, my roommate came home with his girlfriend and they both saw me there - passed out with Vaseline all over my hands and shriveled up little penis. I feel so fucking humiliated!!
My brother an his wife listed me as a reference with their adoption agency. I gave them a bad review so they got denied and have no idea why. I know that they are both very upset but my sister-in-law is a bitch and I cannot stand the thought of her raising a child!
My husband cheats on me. He has no idea that I know. I cant wait to see the look on his face when I hand him to divorce papers.
The car i bought (my first car) broke down 2 days after i bought it. The car salesman tells me "as-is" and laughs. I waited several months and filled some eggs with paint remover and bombed all his front line cars late one night. I'm sure his insurance covered the loss, but he sure didn't sell no cars that week :))
I had sex with my ex to get back at his new girlfriend. I have herpes.
I intentionally picked unflattering bridesmaids' dresses for my wedding so I will be the hottest one in all my pictures. Its my day, right?
I posted naked pictures of myself on the internet. It turns me on so much to know that people get turned on looking at my pictures.
i took a guy home from a bar and wouldn't have sex with him cause i only had a Magnum and didn't want to waste it if he was too small...
I own a Snuggie and I actually use it.
I masturbated on my dog one time, and I feel really bad
i just came on the bottom for the first time ever. it was amazing. i didn't have to do ANY work.
The other night I was so drunk I peed the bed but didn't feel like washing the sheets so I woke my girlfriend up, acted annoyed and convinced her that she did it. She felt so bad that she even made me breakfast the next morning.
every time my dick roommate does something annoying i spit in his shampoo
When I was younger and I woke up in the middle of the night, sleep-walked into my older brothers bedroom, got up onto his bed, and starting peeing directly on him because I thought it was the bathroom. He started yelling at me (still didnt wake me up) and my parents ran in to see what was going on. They yelled at me to stop and my response was "Im not done yet." Every so often this story gets brought up at family gatherings and we share a good laugh. To this day I havent told anyone that I was really awake and did it on purpose because I was mad at him.
I've had sex with my wife 6 times in the last 3 years !!! Thats once every 183 days for the record. Am I strange for wanting more sex with her ?
I get a rush out of having sex in public. I get scared that we will get caught which makes it that much more exciting. I've even had sex with my bf in some random guys driveway in the middle of the night. A park, a construction site, a private property corn field, a water park, someone's barn, my friends garage. I just love it.
Every morning there is a lady in my neighborhood that yells at me to slow down.... I go extra fast on purpose just to piss her off
Well then, i am a virgin, honestly, and i am DYING to have sex, but i want to wait for someone special D: I don't know what to do, i cant stand this feeling!!
Am I a lesbian for wanting to have sex with a girl? I love guys though but I just wanna try it wit a girl for once.....I'm not a bi or anything just wanna try it...