• Sister Hazel at my nunnery is secretly meeting with an unknown man every night. I approached her about the situation on several occasions, but all she says is that it is a bible study. Yes, that is a legitimate reason, but what does not seem right is that she is always smiling after being with him. We nuns have made a promise not to show any emotion, except for extreme disappointment, at all times. I am worried that Satan has taken hold of her, and before you know it she will be holding hands with this man. I must tell Father immediately or risk going to Hell myself.

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  • My coworker doesn’t know that when he isn’t looking, I spit into his coffee cup. Ever since he lost the Morgan account for me, I hate him so much. If I knew I wouldn’t get caught, I would slash his tires. Where is my 401K?

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  • I accidentally crashed my moms car, but I left it in a parking lot and told her someone hit it while I was gone. If she finds out that I did it, she will take away my Xbox, I am so scared!

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